meet Mike, he's Hapa, and he's got a place on Youtube. This is the place for his face. Originally, he was going to call the channel "MrHapaFace" based on a recommendation by Youtube, but stayed with HapaFacePlace because of all the half-asian guests he plans on bringing into the fun!
THIS IS MIKE'S Asian Mom:
Mike needs to earn his bonuses, so don't let him get away with high-budget powerhouse videos right now, let him work for it. Yeah, sure he's a film major, but unless he meets these conditions in total views, I don't think we should allow him to get these filmmaking priviledges, do you? Thought so. Ok, anyone wanna come with me to Costco or Lotte to buy a 30 pack of Paper Towels and Chinese groceries? NPR is on, and they're playing Marketplace!
Mike's French/Jewish Dad - Connaissez-vous que Shabbat passera en Mars? Oy!
a) 10 views = Mike gets to take a shower before filming!
b) 100 views = ability to put in text!
c) 250 views = background music
d) 350 views = sound effects
e) 500 views = new camera and film techniques
f) 1000 views = ability to include another person (guest stars, yay socializing!)
g) 1500 views = ability to go outside (NEED. SUNLIGHT. NOW.)
h) 5000 views= multi-episode stories. Epicness has begun. Awesomeness is inevitable?